Santa Claus didn’t visit the Jacksonville Jaguars this year. For some reason the reindeer couldn’t touch down. Headlines— At TheOnion.com: “Star high-school quarterback blissfully unaware he’ll be Jets starter 4 years from now.” — At Fark.com: “Hockey on ice.” On thin iceFormer Olympic speedskater Allison Baver has been indicted by a federal grand jury in Utah on nine counts of fraud that accuse her of lying to obtain $10 million from the Paycheck Protection Program. Defense lawyers immediately asked to let her just skate. Tweet of the Week“Breaking: Due to unfortunate circumstances, the Texan…