By Tanner Garrity Even by The New York Post‘s standards, a story the paper ran back in July of this year was over-the-top absurd. The headline read, verbatim: “Noise pollution of senior citizens playing pickleball has suburb outraged.” That’s right — a troupe of pickleball-loving septuagenarians has apparently been terrorizing a town in Northern New Jersey, playing their beloved new hobby with such ferocity that one court-side neighbor says you’d need “hurricane force” windows to drown out the sound. Another compared the endlesspop-pop-pop to the spray of an AK-47. Still, the budding picklebal…