In memory of a friend, Paul Taylor is doing a slow (28mph maximum) charity road trip. He will start in Shitterton (“Please stop stealing our sign“)(“Us too!“), which lies in the Piddle Valley, and journey to Twatt, Cockpole Green, The Knob, Great Tosson, Butthole Lane, and other places. It’s not clear if he will enjoy Cock Alley, journey over Cock Bridge or Ass Hill, or encounter Great Coxwell; alas, Y Farteg is not en-route, though Nempnett Thrubwell is possible. This is not unique; previously, two brothers visited Wetwang, Rimswell, Lickfold, Feltwell, Fanny Hands Lane, and other places. Related: “It’s a pathetic obsession really”, says man who visited Wank Mountain, but no comment from the resident of 4 Kinnell Street. Random: Lower Swell is by the River Dikler.
