もっと詳しく

Because, sadly, no one has yet stepped up, it seems it falls to me *AHEM* SOMETHING ABOUT SOME SALMON AND TOAST/
SOMETHING ABOUT A CROCKETY BLOAT/
SOMETHING ABOUT A DRUNK ON THE DOCK/
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
TURN ON YOUR CAPS LOCK

Capslock day is a tradition on metafilter that use to be a riot of gifs, images and random absurdity that forced me to once again rejoin.
It will never be what it was, but much like a minor wheel of fortune, the measure of what you get out of it is what you put into it.

HAPPY CAPSLOCK EVERYBODY
BELLOW YOUR TEXTED HEADS OFF

As we of the internet know, all caps is the equivalent of shouting, yelling, or some level of emphasis that denotes a level of distress.

I USUALLY USE IT TODAY TO JUST TALK ABOUT MY DAY, PER USUAL, BUT, BOY, HAS THERE BEEN A LOT STUFF GOING ON.
RIGHT NOW I’D RATHER TALK ABOUT MY CAT’S UPCOMING Quinceañera IN THE SPRING SINCE COVID RUINED HER BAT MITZVAH.