Despite its trappings as a jingoistic space opera, the Halo franchise often finds itself straddling the line between serious and humorous. The latest example of this phenomenon is a glitch that sees the series’ ubiquitous Warthog jeeps shrunk down to c…
Genshin Impact Event’s Ninja Dogs Are Even Tougher Than Bosses
Step aside, Can You Pet the Dog, Genshin Impact players have discovered that it’s possible to kill the guarding ninja dogs in the stealth phase of the latest event. Previously assumed to be invincible, it’s an act that, gruesomely, takes millions of po…
New Grimes Song Declares Elon Musk As ‘Greatest Gamer’ But Crappy Boyfriend
Grimes released a new song off her upcoming album Book 1. The track is titled “Player of Games” and appears to be a not-so-subtle song about the musician’s four-year relationship and recent break up with 50-year-old Tesla CEO and internet troll Elon Mu…
An Extremely Goofy Performance Of ‘Simple And Clean’
You don’t have to be a Kingdom Hearts fan to experience goosebumps running up your arm when you hear the first infectious notes of Hikaru Utada’s “Simple and Clean.” From its early appearance in commercials to its continued use in the series, “Simple a…
Get ‘Em, Jinx
Carla Antonia is an artist and illustrator based in France.Read more…
Live Footage Of Sonic The Hedgehog’s Infamous 1993 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Disaster
Anyone who’s a serious fan of Sonic, or of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, is probably aware of the 1993 event in which a Sonic the Hedgehog float became caught in high winds, struck a lamppost and injured two people. The thing is, despite knowing this…
Rez Is Now 20, And There Was Nothing Quite Like It
In 2001, Sega and United Game Artists released an on-rails shooter for the Dreamcast called Rez. It was nothing short of a sensory revolution.Read more…
Life-Sized Lucario Goes On Sale In Japan For $400
Are you a big Lucario fan? If so, and if you’re in Japan, you can order a large version of the Fighting and Steel-type Pokémon. A life-sized one, to be exact. Read more…
Harry Potter RPG ‘Accidentally’ Added Popular Hentai Porn Expression
Harry Potter: Magic Awakened, a card-based RPG for mobile devices and PC that’s only available in Eastern countries for now, is really popular in China. However, the game is currently attracting attention not for its incredibly successful launch, but f…
Let’s Build A Zoo: The Kotaku Review
The park I’ve been cultivating in Springloaded Games’ Let’s Build a Zoo currently houses two lions. One is actually someone’s lost dog that we dressed as a lion. The other is a robot made out of dead animals that saves me money by not having to eat or …